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When I was a child I didn’t believe in Santa Claus. At least, I didn’t believe in the Santa Claus with the belly like a bowl full of jelly and the “ho, ho, ho”.  Nope, my [...]

Hello Hipsters! The season is about to have its way with us. Kids, candy, and Christmas cheer. It’s a holiday! This week, write about your favourite holiday tradition. Fact, fiction, poetry [...]

I’m an elf on the shelf Thousands are we I see you starting back at me But who is me? If all the same you and we I’m an elf on the shelf And I see the little girl who points And the little boy [...]

Dear Santa, I hope this letter finds you. I stuck it in their outgoing mail pile when they weren’t home. I also hope you’re getting lots of rest and enjoying Mrs. C’s amazing [...]

When my agent told me she had just the gig to cure my mid-career crisis, of course I guffawed. I told her I still felt like I was 20. She said: “Yes. Ill-humoured, under-fed, and [...]

Hey Hipsters!  The time is near…. YOU are the Elf on the Shelf. What do you see? Fact. Fiction. Poetry or prose. Write ON.