Written by: Adrienne Yeardye; Consciously Woman
I’m a lot of things.
Life is hapless
But I certainly am not Logitech.
I intend to die in the arms
Of whatever an IBM keyboard becomes.
We will drink a sexy Czech pilsner
Out of a crystal glass
At my funeral.
The pall bearers
Will wear purple ties
And we will eat Black River Maple Cheddar,